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The prostate is an essential part of a male's reproductive system. It secretes fluids that help the transportation and activation of sperm. The prostate gland can be found just as you're watching rectum, below the bladder and all around the urethra. When there is prostate problem, it is almost always really miserable and inconvenient for that patient as his urinary method is directly affected.

The common prostate health issues are prostate infection, enlarged prostate and cancer of prostate.



Prostate infection, also referred to as prostatitis, is among the most common prostate-related condition in men younger than 55 yrs . old. Infections from the prostate related are classified into four types - acute bacterial prostatitis, chronic bacterial prostatitis, chronic abacterial prostatitis and prosttodynia.

Acute bacterial prostatitis is the least common of all types of prostate infection. It is brought on by bacteria based in the large intestines or urinary tract. Patients may go through fever, chills, body aches, back pains and urination problems. This condition is treated by using antibiotics or non-steroid anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) to relieve the swelling.

Chronic bacterial prostatitis is often a condition of the particular defect within the gland and also the persistence presence of bacteria within the urinary tract. It can be caused by trauma on the urinary tract or by infections from other areas from the body. A patient may experience testicular pain, back pains and urination problems. Although it is uncommon, it may be treated by removal of the prostate defect accompanied by the utilization antibiotics and NSAIDs to take care of the soreness.

Non-bacterial prostatitis accounts for approximately 90% of prostatitis cases; however, researchers have not yet to create the cause of these conditions. Some researchers believe chronic non-bacterial prostatitis occur because of unknown infectious agents while other believe that intensive exercise and high lifting could cause these infections.

Maintaining a Healthy Prostate

To prevent prostate diseases, a suitable weight loss program is important. These are some from the actions you can take to keep your prostate healthy.

1. Drink sufficient water. Proper hydration is important for our health and wellbeing and it'll also keep the urinary track clean.

2. Some studies claim that several ejaculations per week will assist to prevent cancer of prostate.

3. Eat steak in moderation. It has been shown that consuming a lot more than four meals of beef per week will raise the risk of prostate diseases and cancer.

4. Maintain an appropriate diet with cereals, vegetable and fruits to make certain sufficient intake of nutrients necessary for prostate health.

The most significant measure to take to make certain a healthy prostate would be to opt for regular prostate health screening. If you are forty years of age and above, you need to go for prostate examination at least 12 months.

Učitelka přijde do školy a řiká že si zahrajou přes prázdniny hru která spočívá v tom že ten kdo řekna 1 sprostí slovo přinese 1 kamínek.
Konec prázdnin:tak co alenko povídá učitelka no já mam 1 kamínek o toje docela dobré ale i ten 1 si nemusele mít a coty jaroušku no ja mam 2 kamínky no to je taky špatné ale co no,potom se pepíček ze zadu ozve bacha píčo vezu štérk.

To pochopyl at odpoví.

Je noc a do postele spolu jdou Pepíček s Aničkou...
Anička si sundá podprsenku a Pepíček se jí ptá:
Aničko, co je to?
Ty jsi ale nezkušený Pepíčku, to jsou lampičky.
Vysvleče si kalhotky a Pepíček se jí ptá:
Aničko, co je to?
Ty jsi ale nezkušený, Pepíčku, to je lesík.
Vysvleče se Pepíček a Anička se ho ptá:
Pepíčku, co je to?
Ty jsi ale nezkoušená, Aničko, to je vojáček.
Jdou spát a o půlnoci povídá Pepíček Aničce:
Aničko rozsviť lampičky, vojáček se ztratil v lese.

Na to co mi děláte na stránkách to jsou docela dobré vtipy :D Hlavně tento xD Pokračujte :) (ale ne v ničení mých stránek ;-) )

Paní učitelka řekla: Dneska budeme zkoušet jestli umíte počítat. Jaroušku jdeš první. Kolik je tu koulí? Jaroušek: 5
Paní učitelka: Ano správně Jaroušku posaď se. Pepíčku pojď sem, kolik je tu koulí ? Pepíček: 7, 5 támhle 2 mám mezi nohama.

Ptá se pani učitelka kolik kdo unese melounů. Přihlásí se Anička, řekne "Já unesu dva" Pani učitelka "Jak bys to udělala?" "Jeden si dám do levého podpaždí a druhý do pravého podpaždí" "Správně Aničko".. "A co ty Jaroušku, kolik jich uneseš?" "Já unesu 3, jen si dám do levého podpaždí druhý do pravého podpaždí a třetí si napíchnu na čůrá*ka ! "No trošku sprostý, ale jde to. Přihlásí se Pepíček a řekne "Já jich unesu 5" Pani učitelka "Jak bys to udělal? " "Jeden si dám do levýho podpaždí, druhej do pravýho podpaždí, A na péro si napíchnu Jarouška ! =D

nemyslím si že by si to na tom čuráku unesl

a na péro si napíchnul jarouška

ja si myslim že bych ja na svim čuráku unesl vsechny

Pepíček šel prdl si a vyletěl do vesmíru.

https://www.den94ek.cz/archive/anna.jpg : Prectete si ten obrazek mate nato 10sec. pak dostaneke infarkt! xD

ptá se kamarád kamaráda,co dostanes pod stromek? druhy odpovi nejspis chlapa videl jsem ho ve skriny.

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